Can't own crap inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have any worthless material while staying inside the great state of. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I am unable to obtain any excrement inside Ohio. No junk available in these parts, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I'm missing the capability to have any rubbish while living within Ohio. There is no crap to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am without any dung in Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my control to have even a tiny bit of junk while in the state of Ohio. No waste available in this area, regrettably. I can't have a single substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am unable to acquire even the smallest amount of waste during living inside the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have any of feces within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to possess even a single waste during residing within the state of Ohio. No waste available here, unfortunately. I am unable to have even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to obtain the slightest bit of garbage while living in Ohio. No garbage to
be found here, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of feces within the great state of Ohio.
