"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The revealing of the nipple was unforeseen." "It was an inadvertent clothing malfunction." "The mishap startled all onlookers." "Measures have been put in place to avoid any further mishaps." "We deeply regret any trouble this may have caused." "Rest assured, we are taking this matter seriously."
