lack the capacity to own nonsense within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to obtain a single useless matter while living inside Ohio. No waste for me, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't obtain any excrement inside the state of. No waste to be found in this region, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I lack the capability to have any rubbish whilst residing within the borders of Ohio. There is no crap to be found in the vicinity, sadly. I am lacking even a trace
of matter in OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to obtain a single junk while in the state of Ohio. No rubbish available within Ohio, unfortunately. I can't own a single shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am unable to possess even the smallest amount of garbage whilst residing in the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I lack the capacity to acquire any feces while residing inside the state of Ohio. No garbage available in Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to own the tiniest amount of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to obtain even a single junk while residing within Ohio. No waste to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain any material within the great state of Ohio.